User:Sohryu L

And well, a worthless geek with as little life as possible, an aspiring writer(who rapes canon writes fanfics, duh), a person with a liking to Code Geass series and a person which strongly disapproves of local fandom. Not to mention he's a damn commie from Soviet Russia, to be more precise the part which is called Independent Ukraine now. The aforementioned should mean that the local fandom should disapprove of him, as per the rules of Russian Reversal, and that's the truth.

And guess what? The abovementioned person is me.

And hopefully I'll be even doing something here. Mostly it'd be grammar control, so don't panic.

And well of course, hopefully lulz will be produced from my time here.

And besides, is that a fifth sentence starting with a goddamn "And"? OH NOES.

And lastly, who am I? I afraid it matters not. But if it comes to it, then you may call me Sohryu L.

P.S. I won't be telling you for what "L" stands. You'll probably figure it out, if you want.

P.P.S. And, just in case, I'm NOT Asuka. I'm Sohryu. It's a surname, goddamit. And an aircraft carrier(and aircraft carrying barge, but who cares?) of the Imperial Navy, which sunk. And a name for a series of diesel-electric submarines our Japanese brothers are pressing into service. Just FYI.

Things I like, if you really care, because I don't

 * Anime: Pretty much everything that involves mecha. Zgmf-1000.jpg
 * However, Gundam 00 was so boring that I broke my lower jaw midway through Episode 15. NOT kidding. Zgmf-2000.jpg
 * Ah, before I forget, Cowboy Bebop, Darker Than BLACK and Black Lagoon also occupy positions in my Top-10, if there is any, followed closely by Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei.
 * Foreign languages which I know. The list includes English(remember, I'm a bear-riding, vodka-drinking commie from Soviet Russia) and Japanese, even though my knowledge of Japanese is, for the lack of a better term, shitty.
 * Analysis. Everything I stumble upon will be analyzed, to ensure I wouldn't make the same mistake. But I always do.
 * All things military.
 * Modern history.
 * Writing.
 * Procuring lulz unintentionally.

Things I don't like. Again, I don't care

 * Stupid fantards. And I'll make an emphasis on "stupid". If you're not, you've got nothing to worry about.
 * Patriots, no matter of what country. Especially when they show off their love for the homeland and loyalty to their current government too much for the uninterested people to bear.
 * Work and any forms of labor that I find boring, uninteresting and/or unacceptable.
 * Nazis of all sorts. Racists fall into that category. However, I often cosplay one, so don't panic.
 * Stereotypes.
 * Russian fansubbers and fandubbers. They're horrible. No, really.
 * Misuse of proper grammar.
 * Ignorance of the only one official Polivanov system by a lot of Russian anime fantards.

The shit that calls itself "contributions" can be found

 * Here. Abandon all hope, all ye who enter there.